The process where a person on Facebook posts their status as a letter, either starting by A or a random one. A random person comments on their status the next letter, and usually goes into a cycle where said person and the OP share the next letter.
If someone breaks the cycle, such as posting something unrelated to a letter, the game is over.
Kelly: A
Anna: B
Kelly: C
Anna: D
Fred: What are you guys doing?!
Kelly: Darn! The ABC Game is over!
To ramble on about unrelated, possibly racist, subjects because you cannot express your opinions in a way other than to be upset by things that would not upset a normal/reasonable human being.
After he found out my friend was Mexican, he proceeded to tell me about how the education system is letting down our country and proceeded to rap the ABCs at me.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.