the walnut

when you take the ball sacks skin and squeeze it together in your hand to make it wrinkly like a "walnut"

you-josh come here and help me with my computer
josh-ok what tha fuck
you-got cha with the walnut!

by austin w. August 15, 2007

the walnut cult

the act of getting pelted with walnuts and hanging out at mcdonald’s most fridays.

Hey, did you see The Walnut Cult at McDonald’s yesterday! One kid did a kick flip off of the table!

by draco milfboy September 25, 2020

Knuckle the Walnut

To massage the prostate with your knuckles or fingers, especially in a strong manner, to induce immediate ejaculation.

Ever had a girl knuckle the walnut?! You'll shoot your load with the quickness!

by PDDestro December 8, 2009

Milking the Walnut

When a female inserts a finger in your ass and milks your prostate while blowing you.

Kelly was milking the walnut last night.

by flamewader October 29, 2009

sanding the walnut

Jerking off while massaging the testicles

"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"

by Caleb Bryant July 22, 2006

tickling the walnut

The act of index finger insertion into one's anus with the mission of prostate stimulation. The purpose of prostate stimulation is increased semen discharge distance.

Yo dude, C-Mock told me to try tickling the walnut--it worked man, I blasted through the sheets!

by Danger, ShallenVag, the D, Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

popping the walnut

Eating the roach of a blunt. It is a tradition is some parts of Parma, Ohio.

AG: What the fuck are you doing?

Joe: Popping the walnut, it's a tradition man.

AG: Are you sure that's a good idea. . .

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 1, 2009