the vault 

a section of the mind devoted to sexually arousing things you have seen and use for masturbation

guy1: dude, did you just see that??!? that woman's tit just popped out!

guy2: yes i did. it's going up in the vault for later

the vault by fyfy2300 December 4, 2013

The Vault 

A music venue located in temecula Ca. that holds concerts for starting out bands and local bands
aka the best place in the world.

Hey, want to go to the vault?
Hey, Ivan your short.

The Vault by Morgan Fowler August 8, 2007

The Vault 

The space between a womans breasts, while clothed that seemingly anything can fit and be stored. Such as a few credit cards or a pack of cigarettes

"Hey do you have any money?" "Yes, It's stored in the vault right now."

The Vault by Shifty54 May 13, 2015

gracing the vault 

When you place your index finger in the poontang of a virgin. This "gracing" in turn, places emphasis on the fact that the fingerer has been working on this for months, or years.

Dude, her roommate totally caught me gracing the vault with that tart.

After years and a lot of money I finally graced that chicks vault. Yeah, it totally smelled like a spring morning.

gracing the vault by Gruntis June 11, 2006

vault the brute mechs 

When Epic Games doesn’t listen to the Fortnite Community and vaults other thing, but not the BRUTE mech.

Epic Games: We vaulted Combat Shotguns! Also, we nerfed the mechs.
Community: Boi, HOW ABOUT VAULTING THE MECHS???!!!
Epic Games: ...
Community: bitch.
Community: vault the brute mechs

vault the brute mechs by I’mabot September 18, 2019

The Disney Vault 

A form of purgatory devised by Walt Disney, and constructed and completed by Disney Scientists conveniently before Walt Disney's supposed passing. It is in this realm that he lives as king for eternity among his creations.

He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.

Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".

Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.

Bambi has been put back into the Disney Vault, looks like we're going to have to save our cash and use BitLord.

I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.

After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.

Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.

You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!

In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.

Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.

I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!

I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.

I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.

God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.

The Disney Vault by Malt Whisbee September 25, 2007

The Pole Vault 

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.

Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!

The Pole Vault by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012