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The Stallion 

Legends say they call him "The Stallion." He was the greatest. No man can compare to him. They say his name is Hank. They say he could have sex for 24 hours straight and not get tired. They say he can do 400 push-ups straight, then do more after. Words cannot describe him. Some call him a God hidden in the real world. A world that has sexy women.
Kevin: YO is that "The Stallion!?!??"
Tony: Hell yea that is!
Devin: Damn his triceps are huge!
Alondra: I want his cock.
The Stallion by Hank the dick August 25, 2010

The Stallion 

Another word used for a humongous cock. Horses have enormous dicks and sometimes one of your friends might too.
Daniel: “dude I railed her last night she could barely breath”
Simon: “she was faking her ex had The Stallion”
The Stallion by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

Dan the stallion 

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it
Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”
Dan the stallion by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

See the stallion 

Drink up ama see the stallion, back now.
See the stallion by Step lupid April 14, 2024

Meat In The Scallions

When Autocorrect doesn’t know Megan the Stallion
“Yo y’all fucks with meat in the scallions music or nah?
Meat In The Scallions by MegStan2020 December 29, 2019

The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with scallions
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Six Scallion Dollar Man Burger, you should try it!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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