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The Ronalds

Gas, nausea, and softening of the stool caused by consumption of Mcdonald's food.
I should not have gone to Micky D's last night- I got a total case of the Ronalds.

After eating a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and three chicken sandwiches, Jed spent four hours on the can with the Ronalds.
The Ronalds by billthakat February 26, 2010
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The Ronaldo Effect 

this is a phenomenon known to all FIFA 18 players of the world. When playing online on any format (PS4, Xbox, PC), the team playing against Real Madrid seems to have nothing go in their favor. Specifically whenever Ronaldo is near the ball or when he has it. Being the highest rated player in the game, his effect seems to trigger some scripted FIFA 18 response in the opposing team's goalkeeper to have delayed reaction times. This scripting can also be seen when successful tackles render themselves to actually be unsuccessful as Ronaldo receives a deflection that goes perfectly into his path towards goal. Ronaldo also will win nearly every header that he is contesting due to this effect.

The effect itself has many negative health consequences especially for those who are experiencing it on the receiving end. Symptoms include excessive tilting, rage quitting, and sometimes, damage to the console, ones own body, or innocent by-standers around them. According to a recent study, prolonged exposure to the Ronaldo effect actually can lead to a series of mental illnesses. Among these illnesses are CR7 Fanboy disease, Excessive diving syndrome, and Madrid Online Autoselection disorder. Please see a doctor if you see experience the Ronaldo effect in extended periods of time.
Player 1: How did Ronaldo just win this header over two of my defenders who were already in position and then perfectly place this pass to another Madrid player?

Player 2: Clearly, you don't know too much about the Ronaldo Effect
The Ronaldo Effect by saazik January 29, 2018

the ronaldo spin 

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.
Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin
the ronaldo spin by korgar October 18, 2008

rubbing the ronald 

Jerkin it. Masturbating. For a male it would mean to continously rub your penis until fully satisfied and eventually ejaculate. For girls it means that you rub or finger your pussy until satisfied and squirt if neccessary.
"Theres nothing like rubbing the ronald after a long day of work," says Andrew
Carmicheal says, "Holy shit guy, you can do that"

Lucy says, "Hey girls lets rub the ronald"
"Good Idea," says Carlita
"I'll get the lube" says Monica

The Ronald McDonald 

While having sex with someone doggie style (from behind), one reaches forward and inserts their fingers into the corners of the reciever's mouth. One then pulls back on the corners of the reciever's mouth effectively creating a large smile resembling that of Ronald McDonald, the clown mascot for McDonalds.
Billy was doing Sarah last night and decided she needed to cheer up, so he gave her The Ronald McDonald. It didn't work!

The Ronald McDonald Special 

The practice of jizzing all over a girl's face, blinding her, then punching her in the nose hard enough to draw blood and finishing by shoving a french fry up her ass.
MMM MMM GOOD!
She gave bad head, so I gave her the Ronald McDonald Special. Shit was hot, son.

The Ronald ray-gun 

A sexual act in which one man takes an energy ray gun and shoots it up another mans tight harry asshole. This will produce an amazing orgasm causing the man to bust a load, but will also kill him in the process.
Elton john accidentally killed his boyfriend when he performed The Ronald ray-gun.
The Ronald ray-gun by bigdong30 April 6, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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