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the romanian by kokiriglade March 1, 2025
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The Romanian Way
1. A large Romanian penis that rivals the size of a large zucchini. (noun)
2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)
2. One might also give "The Romanian Way"...The act of stuffing your Romanian way into an unsuspecting vagina, Thus rendering it immune to the stimulation of a normal penis. (verb)
Last night I raped your moms pussy with "The Romanian Way".
I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."
I called your sister over the other day and gave her "The Romanian Way."
The Romanian Way by cartoff August 15, 2008
the Romanian pipeline
Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.
What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.
the Romanian pipeline by freewilly32 August 27, 2009
The Romanian Shuffle
Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.
The Romanian Shuffle by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011
The Romanian Toenail
When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.
Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!
The Romanian Toenail by GOliath69 October 10, 2022
The romanian dishwasher
The romanian dishwasher by naked in bed November 15, 2011
The Romanian Rodeo
When a man is giving anal to his girlfriend he awkwardly whispers in her ear "i fucked your sister/best friend like this last night and she was way better than you" and he tries to continue giving her anal for as long as possible while she tries to pull forward
guy: For banter I gave my girlfriend the romanian rodeo last night
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
friend : is that why your now single?
guy: yeah... :'(
The Romanian Rodeo by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014
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