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The Rectangle 

the Rectangle is the best vehicle in the world and can be driven at the great speed of .1 mile per hour. It lives in Wengen, Switzerland with its granny. This vehicle can drive at any angle, it can swim, jump, and fly. If the Rectangle chooses you, it will grant you up to 3 wishes.
I saw the Rectangle last week and it granted me a wish.
The Rectangle by vialeex December 29, 2017

the rectangle of life 

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

The Rad Rectangle 

Another name for the state of Colorado, comes from its shape and awesome snowboarding, ya, ya, ya dig?

Warning: Not to be confused with the Queer-ass Quadrilateral, Wyoming, which is Colorodo's gay and less popular twin.
Ben: Hey Kyle how was your spring break snowboarding in The Rad Rectangle?

Kyle: It was rad.

Ben: I dig.

knights of the rectangular table 

the dark sinister knights that exist in small numbers, they arent racist, sexist or killers, but you know not to mess with them, they form circles, just of people, usually friends.
only preps reject these knights.

they are lead by Arthur: king of the Britans.
- the knights of the rectangular table are here
- so what?

-- ehh, dont worry, besides, we're the knights of the rectangular table.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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