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2 in the am pm 

The feeling you get when you are more active in the middle of the night than during the day, usually due to schedule changes where you work at night and sleep during the day.

It can also be caused by simply feeling lonely in the middle of the night on a regular basis.
P1: Just started my job as a nighttime security guard.
P2: how you holding up working nights
P1: I got that 2 in the am pm
2 in the am pm by TheUltimateDx August 4, 2022
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2 in the am pm 

A 7-minute short adult student film created by J.G Quintel in 2006.
I watched 2 in the am pm with my friends.

The PMS bitch switch 

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.
Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH
The PMS bitch switch by the mix up September 3, 2011

ThePMcinema 

An awesome guy who may be considered a noob to some. He has quite a few tricks up his sleeve. He is getting ready to release a bunch of short films that he doesn't want anyone to miss. He's even in the process of making a Call of Duty movie! He wants more people to subscribe to his channel; but most importantly, enjoy his work.
ThePMcinema is awesome! You should subscribe to ThePMcinema's page!
ThePMcinema by ThePMcinema December 6, 2011
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026