state of the onion

Speech from the president telling everyone how his onion is doing

Damn! Bush is doing another state of the onion address again?!

state of the onion by Can of Worms November 5, 2006

scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.

I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.

scrub the onion by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011

stop coming the onion 

it basically means dont hide things, or stop the fake crying, referring to an onions layers and the tears resulting from peeling one, a saying primarily used in certain areas of the northwest of england

Oh give over man and stop coming the onion

stop coming the onion by chrisSt January 28, 2020

Pie Sauce The Onion

All knowing entity. As in a Magic 8 Ball or Fortune Teller

I don't know dude....We better check with Pie Sauce the Onion.

What would Pie Sauce do?

Pie Sauce The Onion by Captain Jackpot March 25, 2005

Serve the Onion 

To place a fruit or vegetable (usually an Onion) in someones asshole. Either for sexual fetish or for the storage of food so it does not go bad.

Linda:Aw man the onion is going to rot :/
Joe:Bend over I will Serve the Onion
Linda:Yes please daddy

Serve the Onion by Buckets of vagina slime April 17, 2017

spread the onion 

To pass very bad wind (fart) while walking though a crowd or in confined area like a crowded lift.

"Somebody spread the onion in the lift that just about made my eyes water!"

spread the onion by The Big Monkey Man August 11, 2017

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

everything but the onions! by green923jade April 26, 2017