While having sex on the beach, you happen to miss and stick your wet rod
right in the sand and when you pull back out its a sandsicle.
Dude I was doing this girl the other night on the beach. I was on top and it slid out right into the sand...she didn't want to touch my sandsicle after that.
To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.
I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.