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the old by Devin McKay January 28, 2008
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the old pump and jerk
1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.
the old pump and jerk by themaskednwker September 14, 2013
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The Old Dick Twist
Man in the background: GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
Person: Oh my god dude this is a MMA fight
Man in the background: THE OLD DICK TWIST
Person: YEA!! TWIST HIS DIIIIICK
The Old Dick Twist by Handjizz_201 March 4, 2019
the old in-out in-out
the old in-out in-out by Ramblin' Rose September 5, 2006
The Old Zazzoo
The Old Zazzoo by SweetDoggyM August 27, 2016
The Old Nite
The RuneScape account name of a high-ranking, recently deceased player. According to his sister, he has recently died from a two month battle with bowel cancer. The Old Nite was well known for being a friendly player that would generously help players out in need of help. A lot of comments are made on his good nature and kindness. Many people have forum signatures or blurbs showing recognition to him and his death.
The Old Nite by xX_Fr0st July 10, 2006
the old nite
One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.
the old nite by p00flake July 16, 2006
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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