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and that's on the oaks 

Something based to say after making a true statement that you would defend to the death. In reference to the sacred oaks of Agartha.
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children, and that's on the oaks!"

The Oatmeal 

A hilarious and kick ass web comic created by Matthew Inman who is from Seattle, a city built of awesomeness. The comic covers serious topics such as tacos, hammer pants vs. hipsters, interpreting beverage options on an airplane, pros and cons of sitting down to pee, and what Santa really does when you're asleep.
Why don't you just go to The Oatmeal web site instead of reading some dumb ass example?
The Oatmeal by Flying Asian January 1, 2012

watering the oak 

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008

Under the oath face 

Faking facial expressions, being really good at lying
I can never tell when she's lying, she has such an under the oath face
Under the oath face by PopRock216 October 19, 2016
An amazing erection. A dick that drives the women crazy. The penises possessed by a family from Cincinnati Ohio.
The Adkins boys and there relatives pass out The Oak to the ladies.
THE OAK by cptnate04 September 15, 2010

Segregating the Oak 

A term used to describe Urination.
John: Where did Adam go?
Jimmy: Oh I think he went to Segregate the Oak.
John: He's been Segregating the Oak a lot since he drank all that water..
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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