Someone who is the first to get napkins to clean up the mess that someone made. This person is usually female, but there are some men out there who are "a mom". They always have the extra snacks, gives great advice, tells people to stop fighting, they get fascinated by the weirdest of things, they are usually super weird and embarrasing too, and they are always proud when you do the right thing. you can be "the mom" at any age . When your a mom you also call everyone sweetie, honey, hun, etc. you will always have a "mom" in any friend group, and you should appreciate them a lot more.
" oh emma is such a mom!''
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything
"thanks MOM"
"MOTHERRRRR!"
" daddyyy! I mean mom... 'EXACTLY im ur mom not ur daddy.'''
"hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!"
"the mom" - someone you can count on for anything
by emmabear926 February 8, 2018
Get the the mom mug.A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon
by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015
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Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.
“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.
“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”
Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”
“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom
Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!
The Mom Exit.
by victoriapriceless February 9, 2020
Get the The Mom Exit mug.Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
Get the The Mom Network mug.The girlfriends phatassed purple demon mom who is found on Week 4 in the popular game Friday night funkin
"Have you seen week 4 of Friday night funkin?"
"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"
"Yeah bro The mom in fnf has a phatty, I'd totally smash"
by Akinemko March 10, 2021
Get the The mom in fnf mug.When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
by Guulagg February 22, 2022
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Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Old Saggy May 25, 2008
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