the moist

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

by Hele March 17, 2005

the moist margret

between two males; when male a pees on the foot of male b and then male b inserts his now moist foot into male a's but hole or mouth if chosen

last week i got so drunk that i gave the moist margret to a friend of mine

by ghosh November 24, 2006

The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.

"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."

by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes June 4, 2018

The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.

I need to go Toist the Moist

by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021