Definitions by Hele

the moist 

incorrectly pronounced word which is meant to be pronounced 'the mouaoust'

here comes the moist the magic moist

the moist by Hele March 17, 2005

your nan 

insulting another relative other than your 'mother' usually used by the likes of Neil Allen and David Taylor. The phrase is most likely to be used when they have nothing better to do or when they feel sexually aroused

'I will always love my nan'

your nan by Hele March 17, 2005