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The Milkman 

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The Milkman Is A Sexy Necrophiliac, He Can Kill Ten Children In A Flash. I Do Not Recommend Attempt To Fuck With The Cult Leader Or He Will Pour His "Special" Milk Down Your Eyes, Causing You To Lose Sight. His Devote Followers Will Monch On You Like Piranhas.
Person 1: Eyo Bro, I Ran Into The Milkman.
Person 2: Oh Fuck, Can You See?
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The Milkman 

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When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.
Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)
The Milkman by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019
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The milkman 

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A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women
Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman
The milkman by R1cobkny March 5, 2023
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The Milkman’s Curdle 

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The foul “cheese” found on and in between male genitalia.
When she ask for my special sauce, I said “Fuck that” and gave her some of the Milkman’s Curdle.
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I Am The Milkman 

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Commonly used by people who are milkmen
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!
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The glint in the milkman’s eye 

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A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet
‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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