The London
The London by urban definition writer May 24, 2019
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The London
A place all partygoers arrive at once they've blacked out. The London Hotel is a five-star hotel, catering to A-List partygoers. If you plan to drink all weekend, then you're "checking in for 2 nights at The London"
"Dude! Richie is hammered, he's totally gonna regret this tomorrow"
"Agaugghugh"
"Dude he's checked in at The London right now"
"Agaugghugh"
"Dude he's checked in at The London right now"
The London by TKgobrazy June 10, 2022
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The London Classic
Five shots, preferably but not necessarily, of the cheapest hard-liquor in the bar. The shots are lined up in a row and consumed, one after the other, in rapid succession. It is often used by people who, having arrived at the bar or club late in the evening, need to catch up in order to have a good time.
Mike: "Shit, I'm late and all you fuckers started drinking without me."
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm
Tom: "No problem bro, just do The London Classic and you'll be good to go."
Mike: "Fuck, I knew you were going to suggest that." *Facepalm
The London Classic by brandonmichaelblack.com March 14, 2012
The London Oratory
A place of Roman Catholic teaching where instead of a school prom, there is chapel every other week. On special occasions such as saint's feast days, jugs of very poorly rationed cordial is handed out to the pupils at lunch. Members of this place are referred to as Oratorians. An Oratorian can easily be summoned through loudly chanting "pater noster" in which the summoned Oratorian will reply "qui est in chelis". Pupils of the London Oratory will be told that they go to the "Eton of state schools" only for when they visit Eton in rugby matches the pupils are puzzled due to the lack of similarity in any shape or form. Each of the 7 years are divided into six houses, which very uncompetitively compete to win the annual house cup. This is due to the fact that not one individual is aware of how a house gets points only that when you come back after the summer another house's name is added onto the big wooden board.
I go to the London oratory it's kind of put me off the whole Catholicism idea.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.
The London Oratory is in severe debt but at least the library looks cool.
The London Oratory by The true shoe shop July 20, 2018
The London Look
Girl 1: Have you ever seen True Blood?
Girl 2: Isn't that the one with Anna Paquin? She's totally rocking the London Look.
Girl 2: Isn't that the one with Anna Paquin? She's totally rocking the London Look.
The London Look by Plastiks February 17, 2014
the london lick
The act of putting a girls clitoris in the gap of your front teeth and licking it from behind your teeth.
the london lick by Cfuss May 10, 2016
The London Lemur
When you’re in the downward dog yoga pose with a British man, after having eaten garlic noodles and crabs, and said British man climbs on top of you.
The London Lemur by Shagaelik April 8, 2019
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