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Great HBO show based on Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse novels.True Blood makes Twlight look like shit and not to mention all the hot sex on the show. Twlight is the pussy version of True Blood.
True Blood Fan: OMFG it's 9 pm is True Blood on?

Twlight Fan: OMG Robert Pattinson is so hawt. Twlight is way better.

True Blood Fan: Are you fucking stupid ? Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood Makes Robert Pattinson look like shit. And True Blood is so better then True Blood it's not as overrated.
by Figgy vamp lover January 22, 2009
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The 'spartacus' version of twilight.

(Based on some dirty book.)
Ah man, True Blood is gay, just like twilight; with al that romantic vampire bullshi... oh they are fucking.... wait they are killing people now... the blood, the sex!

THIS SHOW IS GREAT! (pulls down pants)
by UberGeit3000 July 11, 2010
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dude: Cool! Porn.
chick: This is that new vampire show on HBO, True Blood
dude: Oh, that's why there's so much blood everywhere.
(awkward looks are exchanged)
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 June 30, 2010
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HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
by Mrs.Poe December 04, 2010
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A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.
Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."
by bombkitten, like duh January 04, 2009
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when your going down on a girl and she bleeds in your mouth
man i was munching on my girls cooter when she true blooded me it tasted like rusty pennies.
by xxEddiEboixx October 17, 2010
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