Term used by the general public to refer to a shop assistant of any size, shape, age or gender. Usually used by parents, this term is directed at children who have problems working out what do do with their about-to-be-purchased items, such as toys or sweets.

'I think the ladies would like to shut the shop now' (regardless of whether any men work there or not...)

'Give it to 'the Lady' and then she'll put it in a bag for you'

'That's right, give the money to the Lady'

'the Lady' by Sezza January 5, 2006

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The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.

I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne

The Lady Payne by Gringer McCoffeCoal November 25, 2019

the lady doth protest too much

When somebody keeps denying something to the point where you start to think they actually did it

From Hamlet

"I never borrow your clothes. I have enough of my own clothes that I would never take from your closet... You would know if I borrowed them"

"the lady doth protest too much... Why would you be so passionately denying something you weren't accused of"

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The Lady of Rage

A really dope MC from the 90s. She was with Death Row and collabed with legends like Dre, Snoop, and Pac; know for extremely ill lyrics and a sick flow, when she's known at all. A truly great and underrated rapper. Her album
"Necessary Roughness" is a real classic.

me:Why the hell is there no definition for the Lady of Rage, and what the fuck is shopping cart rage??
random dude:Who?
me:You know, the legend from the 90's? Classic album necessary roughnesss? Collabed with Snoop and Pac?
random dude:You mean Wiz khalifa and Lil Wayne? cause they be gettin' bitches!
me:(turning off safety....BANGBANGBANG....BANG....)
Brian Williams:Tonight. A triple homicide and a sucide.... all at the hands of the same person....

The Lady of Rage by chronicallydope June 26, 2012

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The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

The Lady Gaga by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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