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The Joey 

Pulling ones ball skin up over the shaft the the penis and letting just the head of the penis hang out like a mother kangaroo carrying her young.
She loves it when i do the joey, it really gets her in the mood for some deep anal.
The Joey by Kuma 13 June 30, 2007

The Joey 

When you stick your index finger in the anus of your woman.
I picked up a road snag and bent her over doggie style and i Stuck my finger in her ass as i was giving it to her. She asked what the hell i was doing and I said im giving you the joey.
The Joey by Dannyg247 June 15, 2017

The Joey Lawrence 

To poop in a sock and strike someone with the sock while yelling "whoa"!
I ran at Jolly Green and gave him The Joey Lawrence for being so fat.

Joe Mama was walking down beaconsfield so slow that I had to give him The Joey Lawrence.
The Joey Lawrence by Steve Lattimer January 22, 2006

the Joey Effect 

A sexual Aura that comes off of Joey that drives all the girls wild, and thus making them want sex so bad female orgasms will always happen.
I just finished watching Friends on TV and i am so taken over by the Joey Effect right now.
the Joey Effect by AriesNova July 12, 2009

The Joey Effect 

The Joey Effect is when a young girl (under the age of 15), Does ERP online with a guy over 18 , and the guy is unaware that the girl is underage. But a while after the guy will find out, and talk about legal trouble. the girl will then block and ghost him. after that the girl will probably have PTSD everytime they ERP with someone online.
Girl: "holy shit I just ERPed with this guy online and he found out im underage! is he gonna track my IP and put me in juvie? or will he get arrested?!"

Friend: "i dunno but that's rough...sounds like The Joey Effect"
The Joey Effect by electriceliza October 30, 2020

the joey sandwhiches sanchez 

Very similar to a dirty sanchez except with a few new items:

an avacado, a snorkel, 6 assorted midgets, sprinkes and a baby pool full of au gratten potatoes.
Oh man, I was with this chick last night and gave her the ol' the joey sandwhiches sanchez, she fucking loved it..until the midget got out of the cage...
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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