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the jojo 

When having sex, yell "jojo is always on my mind" stuttering. in reference to "back in the USSR".
Moscow girls make me scream and shout that jojo is always on my mimimimimind.
Inspiration for the jojo
the jojo by The Dudemeister December 19, 2007

N The JoJo Game 

Often shortened as NTJJG.
This is a Roblox game based on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, created by sickleissorrow.
The PvP system of this game is just absolute crap, anyone with an IQ of 0.25 or higher can stun-lock you by mashing Barrage+LMB.
The community is just disappointing.
NTJJG Fan: HELP RKER
Normal person: This a sandbox game...
NTJJG Fan: *mashes barrage and LMB*
NTJJG Fan: EZ GET CLAPPED TOXIC RKER

This is N The JoJo Game
N The JoJo Game by CatgirlLover March 8, 2021

N The JoJo Game 

Often shortened as NTJJG.
This is a Roblox sandbox JoJo game created by sickleissorrow that forces you to mash LMB+E and run away to win any fight. This game also features a "stun" mechanic which allows anyone with at least an IQ of 0.25 to stun-lock you by mashing LMB.
The community of this game is just disappointing.
N The JoJo Game Fan: HELP TOXIC RKER
A person with a brain: This is a sandbox game...
N The JoJo Game Fan: *starts mashing barrage and clicks*
N The JoJo Game Fan: EZ skill issue toxic kid
N The JoJo Game by anonymous March 8, 2021

JoJo the Circus Boy 

A person in the service industry waiter, waitress, cashier, etc... that looks mentally retarded or extremely ugly.
Aww shit man Jojo the Circus boy is bringing our food over.
Or, Motherfucking Jojo the circus boy.

JoJo the Rabid Monkey

A man who follows the worst NFL team in the history of the spot. This guy is known for snorting crack off the crack of a crack-whore. He likes to eat pancakes as well.
Why don't you stop eating those pancakes JoJo the Rabid Money? Seriously.

Jojo the Wise 

Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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