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The Jeweler

For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.
Rember that asshole Brian that cheated on me? Well I gave him the jeweler last night.
by russiandoc April 12, 2010
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Kendall the jeweler

The twink with a thing for his gem cutting machine from yonderland.

He only has a few lines and then gets killed off but those few scenes were enough to make us love him. He even got to be employee of the month.

His walk was described as being so "waking in high heels on a tight rope camp that it looks like he's dislocated both his hips"- Larry Rickard
Person 1: Why should I watch yonderland?
Person 2: you get to see Kendall the jeweler
Person 1: ok deal
Person 2: (little did they know, he doesn't even last a full episode hehe)
by Pigeonsgobrrrrr November 15, 2021
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take me to the jeweler

It's a line from Katy Perry's song 'Harleys in Hawai', I'm not a native speaker so tryna understand this line and a previous one if you can help
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you'll take me to the jeweler, jeweler, jeweler
by Amari_S August 6, 2023
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The Case Files of Jeweler Richard

Japanese novel series about autistic people being really into gemstones
The Case Files of Jeweler Richard is so gay, I swear to god if Seigi calls Richard ‘a living gemstone’ one more time I’m going to lose my shit
by just-a-little-kreature March 21, 2024
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jacob the jewler

a famous jewler located in the diomnd district of new york hes in the game def jam fight for new york. hes known by many rappers because he supplies them with bling
ill take you to the dimond district and introuduce you to jacob- 50 cent from the song get in my car. im going back to cali with my jacob on see how time fly-the game from the song hate it or love it.
by hey what r u eating April 22, 2005
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The Jewellery Game

The Game is played by two or more players. The aim of the game is to wear your opponent like a ring!! (Bum hole only!!) Extra points are awarded for creativity, toe rings are a thing too!! The game is played in bouts per day, play with friends(not family!) All players must be conscious for the point to count. A joiner is when more than one finger (or toe) is used simultaneously in one turn. The words JEWELLERY GAME must be mentioned (preferably sung) whilst playing the game, so all players are aware they are about to win or lose. Some players like to award bonus points for winning the game with a single small toe! (This move is known as This Little Piggy)
The wood tech teacher who lobbed a couple of digits off massively reduced his chances of winning The Jewellery Game!
by Snowmeister_87 April 10, 2021
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A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
A Fabergé egg is a jewelled egg first created by the jewellery firm House of Fabergé, in Saint Petersburg, Russia. As many as 69 Czarist Russia Era eggs ...
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