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The Jackhammer 

A sex position when you hold a girl upside down and spread her legs to resemble the handles of a jackhammer while doing this you pound your penis in the girls vagina causing her to go up and down like a jackhammer
The Jackhammer by AntonioH December 18, 2012
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the jackhammer 

when you fist a girls vagina and ass vigorously
billy was having a good time giving the jackhammer to kimmy until her dad walked in.

the Jackhammer 

Created after the orginal thought of the drill, the jackhammer takes speed and power in order to work. Start by creating a fist. Then, get into a stance that will allow maximum power and speed. Arch your back forward and thrust your fist through your other hand, in some what of a punching motion. Try to build up speed. That is the secret of the Jackhammer. Kids, don't try this with grandma in the room.
"Your Drill's got nothing on my Jackhammer"

"Why don't we just stick the Jackhammer in with all the other tool techniques."

"I hope you're proud. Damn you drill and Jackhammer!"
the Jackhammer by Daikirai July 13, 2006

the jackhammer 

This is the sexual act of a male using quick, hard pumps to penetrate and conquer any orafice.
My girlfriend's mom told me that her butt felt like broken concrete after I gave her the jackhammer.

The Jackhammer maneuver 

When a man it is getting a massage and tucks his dick down between his legs. His partner while massaging his butthole begins to jerk him off, right as he is about cum his partner starts jerking his dick so hard that it hammers your nuts and blows your load on the wall where there is a target.
I was getting a massage and my girl pulled the jackhammer maneuver missed bullseye by an inch.

joey the jackhammer 

plumber with a big cock and big nose the italian stallion or when joey marsella does your girl in pretzel form and shes stuck like that till you come home to help.
wow that italian stallion fucked me like a jackhammer

wow thats joey the jackhammer

girlfriend:wow im a pretzel help!
boyfriend: joey the jackhammer was here~!!!
joey the jackhammer by J.sella December 8, 2016

Stop Swinging the Jackhammer 

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.
Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.
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