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the ground

nickname for alcohol.

Word origin is when Jesse Zeller was at a party in which he drunkenly blurted out, "All You Need Is The Ground". Soon after that, people at that party started calling alcohol, the ground.
Jesse: COLE!!!!
Cole: what?!
Jesse: All you need is the ground
the ground by Cds September 23, 2004

The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.
"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."
The Ground Hog by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

The Ground is Lava!

Fun game which begins once someone screams "The ground is lava!!" at the most random time. Everyone else must jump up onto something and avoid the ground or they "die". Best played in classrooms when everyone is quiet, the teacher's face will usually be priceless.
(Class is quiet during test)
Tom: The ground is lava!!!!!!
(Everyone jumps onto of desks)
The Ground is Lava! by NRHS April 28, 2010

The Ground-Pound 

A sexual act in which a male partner defacates on the floor, then tags his partner doggie style while holding their head inches over the shit on the floor. Usually the partner "ground-pounding" yells "You can't have it!!" several times as they keep their partner's face over the shit by their hair. Then eventually the partner then yells "Oh you can have it!!!!" and smashes their face into the shit. Thus giving them "The Ground-Pound".
The Ground-Pound is just plain nasty!
The Ground-Pound by Wussmonster March 2, 2010

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie
Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Pants on the Ground 

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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