the greyhound

when you sit to take a shit and it just runs right out of you. Almost like the runs.

I guess there was a rabbit in the toilet cause that greyhound ran right out of me

by Miguel March 3, 2005

The Greyhound

Five in the front, five in the back

Jacob: Hey man, how did the date with Jennie go?
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.

by Bodyguy420 March 5, 2025

Ridin' the greyhound

When you don't have any money, you are low on cash, without funds, or just plain old "financially embarrased.

Hey girlfriend, me and my girls are going to check out that new movie, so how 'bout you? Sounds fun, but I can't this time cause I'm riding the greyhound.

My girlfriends went to the movies tonight, but I didn't go with them cause I'm ridin' the greyhound til I pick up my check from work.

by clean scene March 5, 2011

doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches

“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”

by Unclegripper October 29, 2017