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It is a glorious cesspool of obsessed Jonas Brothers/Twilight fans (prime trolling/flaming ground), n00bs, scary stories boards, and (obviously) fan club boards. Typically, most of the threads over 5 pages turn into arguments. Consider yourself lucky if you have a long AND friendly conversation with someone on there.
The FC sucks and rocks at the same time.
The FC by silverbrink August 23, 2009
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The Hull FC ‘10’

A premature ejaculation in the opening 10 minutes of a derby match.
‘We’ll never win the treble with The Hull FC ‘10’

The Fcking Boys

found dressed in designer clothing from head to toe because nothing but michael kors is acceptable. kissing like a fish is a turn on. listens to white panda because its the only acceptable band to listen to. iphone 4 thats whats gucci. hairy asses tiny dicks and big egos are very common among the fucking boys. typically found at la fitness or hotel sardis because he initiates. the most important trait is to try to get as many girls as possible but failing at it cause lets face it if your a fcking boy your not hot.
"Trust me" "Want some brewskis for the road" "BIGG BLUEEE" are catchphrases of the fcking boys
The Fcking Boys by LazyLacksLover February 10, 2012

bee the fck uhp 

1. move around
2. back the hell up
you always talkin big shit. bee the fck uhp!
bee the fck uhp by killa.killa October 10, 2009

the FCC and liberals 

Two radical extremes who both need to fucking die.
The FCC wants to censor "everything" and the libs want to show hardcore porn to kids!!!!

So many fucking retards...so few bullets!!

Womp to the fcking womp

(Verb) An aggressive way of saying too bad
Person 1: My baby died
Person 2: Womp to the Fcking Womp

don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga 

basically what is just says

don't swear on something so holy grail and precious, swear on the devil cuz fck dat niqquh
1) i swear to god that niqquh wilin out for real
2) yo word he suttin else ma g but don't swear on god, swear on the devil cuz fck that ngga.
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