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John Cena's finisher move (came before the STFU).
He came up with this name when he was in a fewd with Brock Lesnar, whose finisher move was the F-5.
Also an abbreviation of 'F*** You.'
"Yo, Brock, your finsher's the F-5 - well, mine's the F-U!!

Person 1: (gets nudged by bypasser) Aww, F-U!!
Bypasser: Dammit, just say the word man!
The F-U by Greg A Woodin August 6, 2007
Words you can keep

shut the F U! 

man#1"hey man, how...."
man#2 "shut the F U!"
shut the F U! by tomcon5 February 19, 2009

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up 

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.
Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

Shut the f**k up 

Shut the f**k (offensive word) up, or STFU for short, is a phrase that means that the person, to which the phrase was addressed, should stop saying unnecessary dog-sh** and just close their mouth.
"The fitness gram-pacer test is a multi-stage..."
"SHUT THE F**K UP YOU SON OF A B**CH WHO CARES ANYWAY"
Shut the f**k up by NicoGG November 13, 2023

Shut the f.ck up 

A very vulgar/ rude way of telling someone to shut up or be quite

It can also express anger hatred comtept or difance
Shut the f.ck up by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

f me up the a 

simply put, "fuck me up the ass"
ex 1: Goddamn, how could Mr. McSex gave us three chapters of homework tonight?! F me up the a, dude!

ex 2: Well, since Mr. McSex is married with kids and full out intercourse would be wrong, I wish he would just hurry up and f me up the a!

-- moral of the story: school doesn't just blow- it fucks you up the ass.
f me up the a by likesitfrombehind February 16, 2008

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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