The Ellen
To blink very tightly, but then you open your mouth very wide and clamp down on that juicy plump dick.
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The Ellen Threshold
The point of ugliness in a male below which a 100% straight female would rather go against her sexual orientation and sleep with Ellen DeGegeneres than with him. The female equivalent is the Neil Threshold, for girls so ugly that a straight male would rather sleep with Neil Patrick Harris.
Alan is covered with zits, smells like a used pizza box, and has a hunchback-- I'd definitely rather do Ellen DeGeneres; he's below the Ellen Threshold.
The Ellen Threshold by lukebn December 3, 2010
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The Ellen Effect
The idea that if you so much as dance in front of a camera, it is considered a “wholesome” act and you are therefore a wholesome person. When in reality your wholesomeness is completely contrived and in real life you’re a piece of shit.
Ellen Degeneres is the most referenced of this effect based on the early theories of Adam Carolla, however The Ellen Effect has spread to every single person on Tik Tok
Ellen Degeneres is the most referenced of this effect based on the early theories of Adam Carolla, however The Ellen Effect has spread to every single person on Tik Tok
Hey bro did you hear about Bill Cosby?
Yeah but I’m not surprised at all.
What do you mean?
The Ellen Effect man. Cosby was always dancing to hide the fact he maliciously raped women.
Yeah but I’m not surprised at all.
What do you mean?
The Ellen Effect man. Cosby was always dancing to hide the fact he maliciously raped women.
The Ellen Effect by Ellenshowintern November 12, 2022
The Ellen Effect
A talk show that has gone through The Ellen Effect is a show that interviews celebrities, gives money or expensive stuff to people who deserve it, showcase kids' talents, and gives prizes to audience members.
The Steve Harvey Show has gone through The Ellen Effect for its similarity to The Ellen DeGeneres Show.
The Ellen Effect by thekidontheradio October 24, 2017
The Ellen Effect
"Wow the new PlayStation is amazing!"
"But I can't afford it.. "
"Guess you'll be experiencing the Ellen Effect then."
"But I can't afford it.. "
"Guess you'll be experiencing the Ellen Effect then."
The Ellen Effect by Very sad man March 29, 2018
The Ellen Page Challenge
The Ellen Page Challenge by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018
The Ellen's
All the Ellen's have been through something, like Ellen DeGeneres with her messed up plastic surgery, or Ellen Pompeo dodging death atleast 17 times. If your name is Ellen you could either be a Goddess or run a tv show for millions of years :)
Omg that girl named The Ellen's is totes gonna die 17 times or get botched plastic surgery. Ahahhaha
The Ellen's by Derek/Patrick Shepherd/Dempsey August 10, 2021
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