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To have a face with no expression. Mouth opened with eyes, that say YOUR answer, your question, your comment, YOU ARE JUST DUMB!

***Named after Sean " Puffy-P.Diddy-Diddy" Combs
Which is taken from the expression that he gives his cast of Making of the Band, People with no Swag and Those who aren't on his level***

Therefore, I named his look the Diddy!
Cherise, this guy came up to me today, and tried to holla at me with his kids in the car. I looked at him, and gave him THE DIDDY, and kept it moving.
The Diddy by Arniesa Wilson December 28, 2007
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The Diddy Crop

When you crop someone out of a picture so smoothly that people don't even realise that it was a crop, just like how P Diddy cropped out the Kardashians from all his pictures.
Juicy: Saw that pic from last night, I see you with the Diddy Crop
Jayden: Man, they weren't even invited so why be in the pic?

The Diddy Kong Smash 

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.
I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

The Diddy Party 

The Diddy Party is a commonly known party that homosexuals or opposite-gendered males attend to. It is where men have gay sex, such as oral, and anal.
P Diddy: "There ain't know party like a Diddy Party"
John: "Damn, i didn't join, what went on there?"
P Diddy's friend: "nothing much my nigga just came back from the diddy party son, you should've been there. There was dick and balls everywhere, son, nah son you need to come the party next time, B. Nah, Diddy was shaking his ass, son, his balls were everywhere, there was hair all over the place. No Diddy though, B, word is bond."
The Diddy Party by SobDaBeast1771 August 12, 2024

The Diddy hotline exploded 

(Referencing Sean Combs and his 2024 legal saga). Self explanatory, right? Describes a situation where shit hits the fan
the Diddy hotline exploded. Oh shit. It's Nov 5, 2024

The Diddy hotline 

Where incompetently stupid teen females go when they have unresolved daddy issues
Is it just me or do you have to be beytarded or incompetently stupid to visit the Diddy hotline, even as female teen w/out a mental health diagnosis
The Diddy hotline by Uncle Dimma October 14, 2024

The diddy hotline 

A hotline Where women can call and talk about their experiences relating to misogyny
Have you called the Diddy hotline before?
The diddy hotline by Uncle Dimma October 15, 2024
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