The Corporate
When a guy blows his load in his hand, and slaps the girl in the face with his wad of cum, and says, "You're Fired!".
The Corporate by JMoney33 July 18, 2009
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The corporate cock
The corporate cock by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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The Corporate • The corporate cock • The Corporate you • Climaxing the corporate ladder • climbing the corporate ladder • climb the corporate ladder • sucking the corporate cock • tow the corporate line • noodlin in the corporate pond • A combination of branding and bland. Used to indicate corporate homogenization. Can also apply to corporate interference in the arts, as in the case of Starbucks forming a music label
The Corporate you
The corporate you is defined as talking to any employee as though they are the business as a whole. Example of the corporate you: "Excuse me, do you have any more of these in stock?"
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
It is like the opposite of the royal we. Its when you use the word "you" to an employee, but you arent referring to them personally, you are talking about the business using the employee as a stand in, because the corporate entity is not alive and cannot hear or answer for itself
The Corporate you by GreyAtlasFinch January 23, 2021
sucking the corporate cock
sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
sucking the corporate cock by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
climb the corporate ladder
To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.
A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.
climb the corporate ladder by VAKI5 May 14, 2005
climbing the corporate ladder
This pharse refers to moving up in rank within a particular field or business. If someone "climbs the corporate ladder" to the top, they started out at the bottom (stockboy, mail clerk, etc) and ended up at the top (CEO, CFO, vice pres., etc.)
Tim lived the American Dream. He started out as a desk clerk and climbed the corporate ladder to the top. He is now a CEO in the same field that he had started out in.
climbing the corporate ladder by Doobie Smokes You December 11, 2004
tow the corporate line
Somebody who thinks anything that corporate thinks of is the greatest idea. One who acts as the mouthpiece for a company that really sucks.
tow the corporate line by hotrear August 25, 2010
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