The Clinton

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The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

The Clinton by cyadolly September 23, 2010

Words you can keep

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

The Clinton Suicide by Apprefo December 9, 2021

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

Harry George

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band by Dryeye May 6, 2021

The Bill Clinton Treatment

aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex

Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!

The Bill Clinton Treatment by BillJeff Clinton March 30, 2009

The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.

Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"

The Bill Clinton by The Afterworld Cafe July 1, 2007

The Hilary Clinton

When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.

Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next

The Hilary Clinton by Thatfellajack December 3, 2022

The Gay Bill Clinton

When two homoerotic men undress one man sticks a cigar in the other man's asshole while sucking his cock and smokes his cock like a cigar.

Joel, Diego and Joey were all hanging out playing Mario cart. Joel asked the others if they ever heard of the gay bill Clinton? Both replied no. So Joel explained the meaning and both Joey and Diego said they wanted to try. Diego proceeded to stick a cigar in Joey's ass while sucking his cock like a cigar

The Gay Bill Clinton by anonymous February 22, 2024

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026