The Clinton

The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

by cyadolly September 23, 2010

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

Harry George

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C

by Dryeye May 6, 2021

The Bill Clinton Treatment

aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex

Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!

by BillJeff Clinton March 30, 2009

The Bill Clinton

Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.

Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"

by The Afterworld Cafe July 1, 2007

The Hilary Clinton

When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.

Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next

by Thatfellajack December 3, 2022

The Gay Bill Clinton

When two homoerotic men undress one man sticks a cigar in the other man's asshole while sucking his cock and smokes his cock like a cigar.

Joel, Diego and Joey were all hanging out playing Mario cart. Joel asked the others if they ever heard of the gay bill Clinton? Both replied no. So Joel explained the meaning and both Joey and Diego said they wanted to try. Diego proceeded to stick a cigar in Joey's ass while sucking his cock like a cigar

by anonymous February 22, 2024