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The Clinton Suicide 

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A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns
A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok
The Clinton Suicide by Apprefo December 9, 2021
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The Bill Clinton of Marching Band 

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Harry George
“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C
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The Bill Clinton Treatment 

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aka The B.C.T

to get head, a blowjob, oral sex
Man, Rachel gave Mike The Bill Clinton Treatment in a van last night!
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The Bill Clinton

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Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.

A money shot.
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
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The Hilary Clinton 

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When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
Bro I totally gave Sarah The Hilary Clinton last week. I think she wants a Bin-Laden next
The Hilary Clinton by Thatfellajack December 3, 2022
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The Gay Bill Clinton 

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When two homoerotic men undress one man sticks a cigar in the other man's asshole while sucking his cock and smokes his cock like a cigar.
Joel, Diego and Joey were all hanging out playing Mario cart. Joel asked the others if they ever heard of the gay bill Clinton? Both replied no. So Joel explained the meaning and both Joey and Diego said they wanted to try. Diego proceeded to stick a cigar in Joey's ass while sucking his cock like a cigar
The Gay Bill Clinton by anonymous February 22, 2024
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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