the CONDOR

The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.
"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.
by Cap'n Condor October 25, 2006
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to build a large condor-like nest out of branches and leaves and place on an individuals car or doorstep
Breyein thought it was a funny prank when he condored his brothers jeep.
by Breyein July 13, 2012
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Condor

Represents doing what you like; having a good time
"this is the year of the condor, we're just going to chill out all the time"
by Coach Carl April 20, 2005
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The Condor

Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.

How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.

It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!
"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous
by OperationOposition May 27, 2009
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Condor

(NOUN) He is the masked protector of humanity. His mask is the skin he wears during the day to disguise himself as a human.
by chestyman August 13, 2008
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A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.
A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!
by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 20, 2005
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Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.
Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.
by Marauding8_Antisec May 07, 2012
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