5 definitions by naMhteiK98
A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head
by naMhteiK98 March 05, 2017
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A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head
by naMhteiK98 March 05, 2017
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by naMhteiK98 January 20, 2017
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A person who a is sexually attracted to little boys and plants. It's for someone who is known for using rape as a threat.
Mom! I've been invited to Vinder's house to have a birthday party we are going to eat lots and he said teach me how to play his brand new game PEN15!
by naMhteiK98 March 07, 2017
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