The Car 

“Boy, I'd love to have that car,"
I whispered to my Dad
"I've always heard a mustang flies”
We could fix it up and make it new again
All it needs, is just a little time

Daddy’s hardly ever home

Since Momma passed away
He's always workin' overtime
I know that he could not afford to buy that car
Even though, he'd love to make it mine

But It's not the car that I'm needing
Just a chance to be with him
I know that once these days roll past us
They will never come again

So little time, and we spend way too much apart
There would always be a part of us
Together in that car

Finally let go of that dream

And the time we could have shared
It was a distant memory
Until last fall a call came sayin' Dad was gone
Could I come quick, he left a note for me

Buried Dad right next to Mom
Up on Crowley's Ridge
And there I said my last goodbyes
I opened up the note, and found a set of keys
"Here's your car son, I hope it flies"

But it’s not the car that you're needing
Just my chance to be with you
I hope you understand I always did
The best that I could do

So little time, and we spent way too much apart
Now there will always be a part of us
Together in that car

Yes, there will always be a part of us
Together in that car

The Car by anonymous March 30, 2022

The Car 

noun; a place located in Stirling, NJ (a section of Long Hill ) its location is in the middle of the woods between Passaic Ave. and Mercer St. where a broken down vehicle from the 1920's still sits. Surrounding this vehicle are chairs, couches, and countless memories. This place was usually designated for teenagers to either smoke ciggarettes, pot and drink anything they could get their hands on. Also used during the daytime as a backyard wrestling arena for the BWF.

Let's go back to tha car jigga!
Meet me back at the car.
We got so fucked up last night at the car

The Car by Joe Pepe July 16, 2008

The Car 

a retarded book written by a tard named Gary Paulsen

person: Hey you wanna read a book I found
Dude: what book is it?
person: it's the Car written by Gary Paulsen
Dude: that sounds like a retarded book.

The Car by RyanAmbrous123 May 15, 2023

the car has seen better days 

the car has seen better days = the car used to be in good condition

the car has seen better days

the car has seen better days by seetoknow January 4, 2010

The Car Accident 

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

The Car Accident by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014

The Car Keys Defense 

AKA "Car Keysing"
When a woman uses a real but unrelated example of physical danger as an excuse for harmful or toxic behavior by herself or other women towards men. The goal of "The Car Keys Defense" is to try to shut down a man's complaint about problems men face in modern dating life and/or wider society by bringing the discussion to women feeling unsafe, which will always trump a man's feelings. The term comes from women often citing they must "carry car keys between their knuckles when walking alone" to avoid discussing in some instances men are harmed by women's behavior online or in real life.

"I don't like when women just use Tinder for compliments. You know it's easy for you to find dates, but for men that's wasting their limited swipe rights they could have used for someone actually interested. It's harmful."
"Excuse me, I don't want to hear about men's problems when women have to walk with their car keys between their fingers at night because they are terrified of what a man might do to them. Nope. Sorry. Don't care."
"Don't use The Car Keys Defense just because you have unique and real problems of your own doesn't mean you can cause problems for others."

"I think it's really hypocritical that women have spent the last decade fighting for body positivity in media but see no problem with openly stating they won't date men under 6 feet. It's really hypocritical."
"Aw poor baby doesn't get enough matches? I have to make sure I give a friend what address I'm going to and a time I'll text back so they know I haven't been raped and murdered on a date, but go off about how women were mean to you."
"Car Keysing just to defend toxic body expectations? Slay queen!"

The Car Keys Defense by mrgreyho November 3, 2021

The Car Wash 

The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.

Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!

The Car Wash by Brett and Dave September 17, 2007