The Big T

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aka Tiffany & Co

A place where men go to hand over their paychecks in hopes of getting to have sex with their girlfriend/wife. In reality, all that happens is the girlfriend/wife gets a blue box and the man gets blue balls.

Dom: Hey man, I went to The Big T last week to get the wife a bracelet!

Vin: How can you just cut off your scrotum like that?!

Dom: I took my wife and her mother to The Big T the other day, they were so happy!

Translation: I cut my nuts off!

The Big T by Primal4Life February 11, 2010

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THE BIG T

THE BIG T is a name given to someone who is small in size but BIG in game skill, he most definitely plays the video game rainbow six siege and is absolutely cracked out of his mind, he can occasionally be trash but that will only happen every 3rd game

OMG is that THE BIG T he is so hot I want to kiss him

THE BIG T by Catlicker9000 May 3, 2022

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the big don't argue

A slang term used in Rugby League for a fend.

HWOAR! He's stepped past one would-be tackler, and giving another player the big don't argue before crashing over for a magnificent try!

the big don't argue by markuz July 31, 2005

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don't eat the big white mint

A phrase used to ridicule someone's stupidity, "big white mint" refers to a urinal cake. Thus "don't eat the big white mint" implies that someone is stupid enough to mistake the urinal cake for a mint and eat it.

I was on a date with this really dumbass guy, and he said he had to go to the bathroom. I said, OK, don't eat the big white mint.

don't eat the big white mint by purplefeltangel July 4, 2006

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don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

don't eat the big white mint by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

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Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us by bbbasic October 18, 2020

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the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").

"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.

the big toe captain by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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