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The australia 

Going down under to wipe your ass from front to back. Everything’s backwards south of the equator.
That dude looks like he wipes standing up or does the Australia.

The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia) is an independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school, located in the eastern Melbourne suburb of Wantirna South, Victoria, Australia. The school is a member of the Eastern Independent Schools of Melbourne association.
Oh once I studied in The Knox School (Australia). I found that if INTERNATIONAL STUDENT (JUST INTERNAIONAL STUDENT!!!) who is studying IT Subject and absented or late with medical reason or something. You will receive a warning from the school, more than three times? The school will help you to write the report about you late/ absent more than three time to The Immigration. Look and sounds passion right?
The Knox School (Australia) by Huxxx November 13, 2010

The Knox School (Australia)

The Knox School (Australia), one of the independent, co-educational, non-denominational day school. During today, there are more than hundred international students study in this school. Also because of international overload problem. The Knox School is starting to introduce some of the idea can actually separate International and Local students. Therefore, the school is falling down...
Me: Hi Bangy how are you, no time no see huh.

Bangy: Erhhh...

Me: What's wrong my friend

Bangy: Seriously, there are a lot of changing in our school during this year...

Me: Wait, you mean The Knox School (Australia)?

Bangy: Yea, that school is starting to separate us and local students which we will have different timetable also the classes are different.

Me: What do you mean?

Bangy: Means we will have a class with international only. Sounds like the school is separate too.

Me: Damn that...that, i have nothing to say seriously.
Not just the school stupid, also the class mate are stupid as well. He just blame to my school as a rich school which people love to show off. That doesn't even happen I can't see once in my school.

Bangy: It's alright, he is just a redneck.

Me: True, so are you going to change school?

Bangy: Possibly if still going bad, however one of my class mate preferred stay in this school until graduate.

Me: True, he told me same thing as well, the only thing i knew was he bought a razer product...

Me, Bangy: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
The Knox School (Australia) by Huxxx November 23, 2010

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra 

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.
*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

The Australian Girl

When a man reaches DOWN UNDER his leg and back up between his legs to grab his junk and masturbate.
After tiring of the stranger, I decided to sample the southern hemisphere and gave myself The Australian Girl.

the Australian 

A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.

Also referred to as "the Aussie"
After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.

"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"
the Australian by The Shoosters January 30, 2014