The Alaskan 

a strong drink: mixture of Bailey's Irish Cream and whiskey on the rocks. The only drink capable of being called "The Alaskan"

The Alaskan is the best drink ever.

The Alaskan by akwakeboarder May 2, 2010

The Alaskan 

An amazing alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and baileys

DD: bro, what is that beast of a drink?
Inebriated Man: dude, its the Alaskan!

The Alaskan by bartender bob May 1, 2010

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine 

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

The Alaskan Firedragon 

When a man is just about to ejaculate while receiving oral sex, he pushes down the woman's head, leans in and says something shocking such as "I have herpes." The woman will choke and try to pull back. The man then ejaculates into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the semen through her nostrils. This is similar to laughing while drinking milk.

Person 1: I paid some hoe i met on craiglist to let me give her the alaskan firedragon last night.

Person 2: What do you mean alaskan firedragon?
Person 1: well lets just say her nostrils were sticky but who nose?

The Alaskan Firedragon by The Alaskan Firedragon September 8, 2014

The Alaskan Harpoon 

A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.

Used in an everyday conversation:

Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting

Phil: Yeah

Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that

Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon

Paul: Oh ok thats better

The Alaskan Harpoon by Scotie the great March 7, 2009

the Alaskan snow dog

When your doing a girl doggy style on the top of a staircase. She needs to be holding on to the top stair and you yell "mush" thrust as hard as you can and ride her down the stairs.

I gave that girl the Alaskan snow dog... She's in the hospital now...

the Alaskan snow dog by Zkatk1 July 6, 2009