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That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty
"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.
Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

That shit slaps 

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.
Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!
That shit slaps by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

that shit slaps 

Something that is good as hell. PERIODT.
Hey you been to Dairy Queen? Aw that shit slaps!
that shit slaps by Potrick12 January 7, 2020

that hoe slaps

that stuff is good
Have you ever eaten a PB&J? That hoe slaps.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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