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That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty
"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

Don't shit in the hand that slaps you 

To have respect for those who control your manners, paycheck, and just plain the way you act.
Such as.... 1) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your parents because they slap you with that hand by controlling your existence. 2) don't shit in the hand that slaps you as in your boss or supervisor because they control raises at review time and promotional futures. 3) don't shit in the hand that slaps you if of your wife or girlfriend because, well, we all know what she does with that hand don't we?

That shit slaps 

When the song or album is really good.

Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.
Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!

Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!
That shit slaps by Lotsofur August 20, 2020

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.
Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

that shit slaps 

Something that is good as hell. PERIODT.
Hey you been to Dairy Queen? Aw that shit slaps!
that shit slaps by Potrick12 January 7, 2020

that hoe slaps

that stuff is good