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That's Cat

Calling something "cat", as in "That's cat - That was cat" etc, is a pejorative term. It means that something is bad, annoying, or negative in general. And can be interchanged for the words "bullshit", "crap", "awful", and many more! Doing a little bit of research, I believe it is originally an old Irish saying, or Irish slang.

"Cat and cat malogen” as in “That’s cat or that’s cat malogen altogether.”
It means that is very bad or terrible altogether. " - From Irishcentral.com
Friend: Fuck I'm sad... I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me!!
Friend 2: Oh shit! I'm so sorry dude, that's cat!"
by El P January 6, 2025
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That's a gold hat, cool cat

Australian slang

Gold hat: a great idea

Cool cat: a cool, chill person
Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?

Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!
by Frederick Burns December 16, 2016
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fur of the cat that scratched me

smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.
I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.
by big phat phart June 7, 2015
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Squish That Cat

Squish that cat
All you need to know
Is to
SQUISH
THAT
CAT
And you just gently squish 'em.
That's not comfortable for the cat
Or, that safe to be honest with you

You can just throw a towel on the cat
And squish 'em with a towel,
Or you can do this scooper upper thing
Football carry just like that
Butt in your hand
And you SQUISH em tight to your body
You know, SQUISH them against your body.

And there we go, we just made friends
With this wonderful lil' cat.
Look at that face
LOOK AT THAT FACE
Squishing is your best friend
When you're dealing with a cat.
You just lean over, squish them nice and tight,
Then again, I'm SQUISHING them into myself
We always squish that cat.
Person 1: Do you prefer to squish that cat with a towel, or by giving them a lil' football carry?
Person 2: I prefer to squish my cat with a towel! How about you?
Person 1: I enjoy giving my cat a lil' football carry.
Person 2: Wow, I love meeting people with different preferences! Thank you for politely joining me in this 100% natural and non-scripted conversation!
Person 1: You're welcome, it was a pleasure analyzing different methods of squishing a cat with you!
by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife March 13, 2023
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Spray that cat

To stop someone or something's bad behavior.
If you want Toby to stop calling you by the by the wrong name, you have to spray that cat.
by Shoefreak October 20, 2014
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Scartch That Kitty Cat

To get that pussy or please a women.
Dad:Son i'm gonna teach you how to scratch that kitty cat like I do your mom.

Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
by J Mit March 23, 2005
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Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth

Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth: It means when a guy like **Ian** Kisses a cat that belongs to his sister.
Dude 1: Ian you kiss your sisters cat with that mouth?

Ian: You know it!
by #BecomeAPlayerToday March 30, 2021
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