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That's why by KBuan March 16, 2010
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That's why we can't have nice things
It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014
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That's why • That's why it's wrong • That's why we can't have nice things • that's why you gay • that's why you're getting a 15% in english • that's why you're still a virgin • that's why your shoes raggedy • That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. • That’s why we wear hats • That’s why yo mommas dead
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That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets. by Walker May 14, 2014
that's why you're still a virgin
1)Something to say to someone who is acting completely retarded.
2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.
2)Something to say to people online who say things like pwn, n00b etc.
that's why you're still a virgin by BrandonCA January 12, 2009
that's why your shoes raggedy
"that's why your shoes raggedy"
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
"that's why your mama dead"
*THUD*
"dead as hell"
"what shoes she got on" *THUD*
"what shoes she had on her casket?"
"that's why your granny ain't got no knees"
...
that's why your shoes raggedy by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 May 4, 2021
that's why you're getting a 15% in english
When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.
What's the type of English course?
Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.
Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.
that's why you're getting a 15% in english by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017
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