That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".
Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.
by ApexB September 25, 2005
Get the that's porn mug.Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.
Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.
Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.
by Noc-t November 23, 2010
Get the now, that's bad porn mug.When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.
by Sickeningly Sweet July 7, 2011
Get the That's so porn star of you! mug.1. Synonym for "That's awesome", "That's cool", "That's tight"
2. Porno can also define a person ( that's what she said haha ): "You're porno" -> "You are very cool"
2. Porno can also define a person ( that's what she said haha ): "You're porno" -> "You are very cool"
Person A: Daaaaaaamn that car is sick!
Person B: Yeah, that's porno!
OR
Person A: Last night was crazy!
Person B: Damn you're right, that party was porno!
Person B: Yeah, that's porno!
OR
Person A: Last night was crazy!
Person B: Damn you're right, that party was porno!
by From Germany April 17, 2008
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by calvinke November 4, 2010
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