that's porn

That's porn refers to something that is really good, but in an edgy way.
You can also use it in the opposite sense, i.e. "that's not porn".

Hey, look at that tarzan wave -- that's porn.
Hey, I can't believe you just saved that guy from dying of a stangulated inguinal hernia -- that's porn.

that's porn by ApexB September 25, 2005

now, that's bad porn 

Expression used after the description and/or mention of an occurrence disgusting, foul, irrelevant, inconceivable, witty and/or random. Probably relates to an impossible or extremely gross pornographic scenario. Can be used occasionally with the family, but only if they're hella chill. Often quipped during an adolescent conversation about actual porn, but can range in topic choice. A poignant and lyrical way to respond to and outdo a remark. Can be translated into "n0w, 1h@1'5 b@d pr0n" if you so choose it, 1337 boi. Variations can render the phrase in the present, past, and future tenses. If delivered correctly, "now, that's bad porn" can send children, teen and adult alike into a spiraling path of laughter, but even a great delivery with comic brilliance can get you into a shitload of trouble. Take caution, and use wisely.

Person 1- Dude, last night, my buddy Ryan told me how he once screwed this chick while she was hanging upside down tied to a rope from the garage ceiling, and she was like gagged and lubed up and then she fell on her head cuz the lube made her slip out from the rope! Lololoolool
Person 2- Now, that's bad porn.

Maggie Ignoramus- Have you heard about that thing called 2girls1cup?
Matt Witticism- Oh god, now, THAT'S bad porn.

now, that's bad porn by Noc-t November 23, 2010

That's so porn star of you! 

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.

I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

That's so porn star of you! by Sickeningly Sweet July 7, 2011

That's Porno! 

1. Synonym for "That's awesome", "That's cool", "That's tight"
2. Porno can also define a person ( that's what she said haha ): "You're porno" -> "You are very cool"

Person A: Daaaaaaamn that car is sick!
Person B: Yeah, that's porno!

OR

Person A: Last night was crazy!
Person B: Damn you're right, that party was porno!

That's Porno! by From Germany April 17, 2008

That's a porno 

An alternative for "that's what she said".

Lady: I didn't expect it to go off in my hands.
Guy: That's a porno.

That's a porno by calvinke November 4, 2010