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Thank God I Wasn't There
Speaker 1: "What did we do in gym today?"
Speaker 2: "We ran a lot!"
Speaker 1: "Oh man, tgiwt!"
Speaker 2: "Yes you're right."
tgiwt by Bob Hanly May 21, 2008
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When you accidentally type twitter wrong in the search bar and press enter. Then you click this link and here you are!
*type type* *enter* *scroll* *tiwt**click* *read* OH AYY LMAO
tiwt by sarabethq January 13, 2016
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tgiwt TGIW TGIFT TGIT TGITT Tbiwtm tfiwt TGIATDW TGICTF TGIDTFF
"Thank God It's Thirsty Thursday"
Failed that chem exam today... TGITT.
TGITT by omartyumbc November 17, 2011
That Guy With The Glasses, aka The Nostalgia Critic.

Famous internet celebrity who created 5 second movies and the nostalgia critic.

Also used as the name of the site.
TGWTG by ero-shinzoo June 2, 2010
Thank God It's Friday Tomorrow

An expression signifying the desparity of the fact that one cannot say TGIF because it is not yet friay.
Guy1: I will kill a puppy if this week goes any slower. TGIFT though.
Guy2: Yeah...
TGIFT by gardisil-itis December 16, 2008
Acronym for "Thank God it's Thursday". Used to express the joy one feels in knowing that the work week has officially ended and that they have two days off with which to enjoy.

A middle-eastern version of TGIF.
Man, this week really sucked.
I know, TGIT!
TGIT by massali October 14, 2008
Acronym for "Thank God it's Wednesday." In countries like Saudi Arabia, it is equivalent to <a href="/define.php?term=TGIF">TGIF</a>; the work week ends on Wednesday there.
TGIW! I wanna go party in Bahrain so bad this weekend.
TGIW by Freddy ByKnockulars September 1, 2009
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“No way, is that cake?”
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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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