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stands for "Thank Fuck I Wasn't There."
Person 1: What did we do in math ?
Person 2: We had a math test, so fucking hard.
Person 1: OH, tfiwt !
tfiwt by AnikaSKYWALKER; February 19, 2009
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When you accidentally type twitter wrong in the search bar and press enter. Then you click this link and here you are!
*type type* *enter* *scroll* *tiwt**click* *read* OH AYY LMAO
tiwt by sarabethq January 13, 2016
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Muslims? Muslims?? We're worried about Muslims??? TFITS?

What about the Native Americans, if we give such a damn about fucking freedom?
TFITS by tsisageya August 19, 2010
Acronym for "The Fuck Is This?!", which is a short form of "What The Fuck Is This?!" (WTFIT)

Can also appear as TFITS (The Fuck Is This Shit)
TFIT by N0ll September 11, 2010
*a text sent to “Rachel” from Sarah:* “OMG I love John so much, I would do anything for him. I have never felt this way ab anyone before. Ik I said I was would never fall for anyone after what happened with Parker, but I have fallen so hard for John. I think he is tbiwtm.”

*a text sent to John, the person Sarah accidentally sent the text to instead of Rachel:* I love you so much too
Tbiwtm by Iloveeeeeeeeeya August 6, 2022
Thank God I Wasn't There
Speaker 1: "What did we do in gym today?"
Speaker 2: "We ran a lot!"
Speaker 1: "Oh man, tgiwt!"
Speaker 2: "Yes you're right."
tgiwt by Bob Hanly May 21, 2008
Guy: *sends dick pic on snapchat*
Girl: *opens snapchat from guy*
Girl: tfit
Tfit by Julay💸✨ July 31, 2016
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