tfift
Rick: God work has been so hard this week! tfift!
Jenni: Huh tfift?
Rick: Yeah! Thank F*** its friday tomorrow!
Jenni: Huh tfift?
Rick: Yeah! Thank F*** its friday tomorrow!
tfift by Jackshit94 November 15, 2011
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TMIFT
Too Much Information For Twitter.
The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
TIFT
TIFT (Take It From Them) - TIFT is an epic move where a bunch of smoothed brained apes federized the Comex (CME Group) and took all their silver. These OUT OF THE VAULT shouting silverbacks of Reddit WallStreetSilver pulled a capitalism and drained the corrupt bullion banks of all the shiny. It was the only real money they had. Apes did this relentlessly. u/3rdWorldTrillionaire inspired the silverbacks to use the term TIFT (coined by u/troy-ounce-31-103476). Talking trash as they drained the swamp the apes would say "Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !" and "TIFT!"
It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
It should be noted that the Reddit User 3rdWorldTrillioniare is not the same as the ZeroHedge user under that very pseudonym.
1) Ape1: "Comex has shiny!" Ape2 : "TIFT"
2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !
3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
2) Those evil and corrupt banksters have the money. TIFT! Keep bleeding ounces you bankrupt M'fukkerz !
3) A non-ape has shiny. TIFT!
TIFT by PlataMuerta September 21, 2022
tifftang
After hooking up with someone, you pretend you are still interested in them only to get them to admit they like you so that you can crush their hearts.
tifftang by kLaw chyeah October 5, 2009
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