textstress

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text

Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday

by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014

textsessive

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.

Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."

by OBizzle November 28, 2005

Textress

Dirty texting someone other than your significant other/spouse.

"My textress and I have been secretly dirty texting each other for months now."

by AbsoluteAng January 7, 2009

textress

someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.

After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.

by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009

textress

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.

I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!

by Willyom November 4, 2012

textpression

the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity

Example A
1:My boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:I know I saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:I just can't hide my textpressions when he texts me.

Example B
1: Dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. That shit is so gross.
2: Yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.

by Kourtaylor October 20, 2008

Textress

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.

This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.

by T. Pro January 24, 2011