textpression

the facial expressions created when sending/receiving text messages or during some other cell phone activity

Example A
1:My boyfriend just sent me a text message saying he loves me.
2:I know I saw you smiling ridiculously at your phone.
1:I just can't hide my textpressions when he texts me.

Example B
1: Dude, i just watched that 2 girls 1 cup video on my iphone. That shit is so gross.
2: Yea man, i was watchin ur ill textpressions.

by Kourtaylor October 20, 2008

Teapression

The complete breakdown in the global economic system caused by a tiny but agitated group of reactionary theorists who also oppose ideas such as science, education or fairness in favor narrow self interest and con tined corporate welfare.

Jack lost his house in the teapression, because 12 tearrorist jerks in a room decided to cut all government programs and the world economy died.

by Jumbo III August 6, 2011

texpression

the expression one gets while reading a text message

Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!

by hsprquared May 30, 2009

texpression

When an individual is typing a text message and inserts a facial expression text, while simultaneously making the facial expression themselves.

Steve texts, "we ran out of milk and now i cant have it with my cookies :-( " while texting, Steve is actually making a sad facial expression. The act of Steve texting a sad face while making a sad face is a texpression

by GosuGatena April 23, 2009

Teapression

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.

Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!

by hardmonkey November 7, 2010

Tweetpression

Tweetpression, sometimes known as Commentosis is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total Tweetpression."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Textfession

V. Making a confession via a text message.

Janet said she stole a car in a textfession to her ex-boyfriend.

by Sorabird April 13, 2010