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textress 

someone who uses trickery or bait in order to transform a non texter into one who sends text messages.
After Paul met Mary, he went from being a non texter to a texter. Mary is such a textress.
textress by thedudeabides20000 February 22, 2009

textress 

A text-mistress. A woman aiding a man (or woman) in the act of cheating on his wife or girlfriend strictly through text messaging.
I searched his phone and discovered that he has a textress, whom he texts every night!
textress by Willyom November 4, 2012

Textress 

Noun: A woman so into her texting that she doesn't see objects like fountains in front of her.
This is a hilarious video of a textress falling into a fountain at the Berkshire Mall!!

Mary: Did you see that textress fall in the fountain at the Mall? And she works there!

Me: I doubt that fountain was installed since the last time she walked through there.
Textress by T. Pro January 24, 2011

Textress 

Someone who acts dramatic over text message. An actress of texting.
Sarah,"I can't even HANDLE the fact that he called her bae, OMG!!! my life is over." Ann, "quit being such a textress Sarah!"
Textress by dysartlavender April 8, 2015

Textmess 

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

texpression 

the expression one gets while reading a text message
Jess: hey did you see Lisa's texpression when her bf was breaking up with her over text?? priceless!

Hannah: i know friggin' hilarious!
texpression by hsprquared May 30, 2009
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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