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textposts
Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.
textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014
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textpot • text potato • textnotized • Textopottumus • Textoteric • Textpat • textpology • textposts • Texpo Tang • text pong
Textoteric
I sent him a textoteric message, asking what was his roommates name again while she was in the same room.
Textoteric by Stro June 15, 2008
Textopottumus
Textopottumus by (( (OQTIVE) )) November 22, 2009
textpology
An apology sent via text message.
Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting
textpology by katiebuggers November 23, 2009
textnotized
being stuck walking behind someone texting as they stop, slow down, speed up and weave their way down the hall making it almost impossible to get by them.
textnotized by cparm66 August 31, 2011
Textpat
The "Textpat" was coined by famous Expat in the Philippines YouTuber Sunshine Shoulders to describe a person who dreams of going to the Philippines but instead lives through videos about the Philippines and only has LDR's(Long distance relationships with a Filipina usually) and only texts them and sends them money inflating the dating market for the actual expat that travels to the Philippines. One Textpat according to sunshine shoulders has been in a 28 year long, long distance relationship.
Ray only texts his girlfriend and never visits her in the Philippines and never will, he is just a textpat.
Textpat by TwiggyTheLizard April 2, 2024
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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