textjob 

The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.

Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!

Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!

textjob by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017

Tentjob 

The art of receiving either a handjob or blowjob whilst camping or another tent related activity .

girl: do you want me to give you a blowjob
boy: Hell No! i wanna get myself a tentjob

Tentjob by ragestryke October 16, 2009

Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.

Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol

Text Job by dixie8123 November 19, 2018