by ragestryke October 16, 2009
Get the Tentjob mug.The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.
Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!
Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!
Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!
by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017
Get the textjob mug.The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent
Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'
by LiDsY October 23, 2012
Get the Tent Job mug.When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping
Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
Whats that?
She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on
Oh did ya cum
Nope you cant really fuck like that
by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011
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