Tentjob 

The art of receiving either a handjob or blowjob whilst camping or another tent related activity .

girl: do you want me to give you a blowjob
boy: Hell No! i wanna get myself a tentjob

Tentjob by ragestryke October 16, 2009

textjob 

The act of placing ones cellular device onto their genitalia, followed by a person sending repeated text messages, until the recipient of the textjob reaches sexual climax. Has been known to cause damage to cell phones when performed carelessly.

Jim: Man, Dave was really pissed after I banged his wife. He wouldn't stop texting me, so I threw my phone in my pocket and he gave me a textjob!

Todd: Nice dude! Now Dave and his wife have made you bust a nut!

textjob by Hammer of Jesus June 28, 2017

Tent Job 

The act of performing clothed sex to orgasm in under 5 minutes whilst pressing your partner's face into the soft fabric of a tent

Josh: 'I had the best tent job ever last night'
John: 'Sounds fun!'
Josh: 'Yeah i pushed her face into the fabric while i fired off'
John: 'Shit! I gotta try that some time!'

Tent Job by LiDsY October 23, 2012

Tent Job 

When a pitched tent (erect penis inside a pair of pants)

is carefully thrusted into a vagina(usally by an exotic dancer), fairly difficult to do safely, it doesnt feel particualy equisite to either party yet feels better than regular dry humping

Wow that was a nice surprise that stripper threw in a free Tent Job.

Whats that?

She took her pussy and kinda fucked my cock for a minuet but i still had my pants on

Oh did ya cum

Nope you cant really fuck like that

Tent Job by jmdnjadsfeokfldfkjgkuytrieutgk July 28, 2011